Home Flipping Fan Pillows

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Does it come with magnets?"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

The bulb family leaves for vacation

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Rep-Tiles.

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

"Buy a bunch of these tiny houses. When you need something bigger, they're stackable!"

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

Remote Toaster

"Before this I flipped houses."

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'The bill, you're joking! I never used to pay my mum.'