Home Flipping Fan Mugs

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'the emergence of an era Household appliances now proven to be smarter than the average family"

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"I found this place on Waterbnb."

A swan is swimming opposite an origami swan in a pond.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Rep-Tiles.

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Remote Toaster

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

"Before this I flipped houses."

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

"Buy a bunch of these tiny houses. When you need something bigger, they're stackable!"

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'