Property Flipping Fan Pillows

"When I said it might sell faster if you put in a new driveway, I meant if you repaved the old one."

'This one went from curb appeal to curbed.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

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Horse draws a baby carriage.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Dog dreaming about walking his owner on a lead.

Fairy tale

An exaggeration of estate agents

The revenge of Russell

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Shark Fishing

Step aerobics

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"You should consider buying."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'Love your renovations.'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

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