Property Flipping Fan Gifts

"When I said it might sell faster if you put in a new driveway, I meant if you repaved the old one."

'This one went from curb appeal to curbed.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

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Horse draws a baby carriage.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Dog dreaming about walking his owner on a lead.

Fairy tale

An exaggeration of estate agents

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

The revenge of Russell

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Step aerobics

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"You should consider buying."

Shark Fishing

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.