Flip Phone Fan Gifts

"Do you find it strange that out IT guy uses a flip phone."

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Addiction to mobile.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

'Did you get through to the speaking clock, Dear?' 'Tick and tock and tick and tock and tick...'

'Yes, a winky face is correcy...But in ancient times, the semicolon was actually used to separate archaic written devices know as 'complete sentences.''

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'No, officer, I wasn't driving erratically while talking on the cell phone. I was text messaging.'

Push Notifications

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"Before this I flipped houses."

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."

"He sent his first text today."

'This one went from curb appeal to curbed.'

REALTY, 'It's a fixer-upper.'

Eve tempting Adam with a mobile phone from the tree of knowledge

'Look, my lost smartphone has found its way home ...'

What do you mean 'Hunting insurance is only for those DOING the hunting'?!

'He loved his mobile!'