Property Flippers Gifts

'Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper...'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

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"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"You should consider buying."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Monopoly game - "You just gazumped me!"

Real estate.

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

For sale sign 'Don't take that down, it's holding up the house.'

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

'It's not my fault sales are down. The economy has made buyers homeophobic.'

"I love what you've done to the house."

'Before we bought this house and remodeled, this pool was septic tank.'

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

God Bless Our Asking Price

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

'It's a perfect starter teepee.'

'I'm thinking of flipping this house.'

"The house? I can't tell you, I'm not allowed in it, but the garden is great! You'll enjoy it if your masters end up buying the house..."

What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it. It's going well. So far I've downloaded and categorized every single episode of "Property Brothers" and "Income Property." I had a little setback, though. The hard drive where I thought I'd stored "Curb Appeal" is filled with "Star Trek" instead. You bought that shack seven years ago. Counselor Troi is distracting.

'Wow, it's just like the photo.'