Prehistoric Property Flippers Gifts

'It's a handy caveman special.'

Mr Metrosexual.

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

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"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

The first animation.

"You should consider buying."

Early House Hunting.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

'Of course, some assembly is required. That's why my bid was so low.'

Real estate.

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

'Is the fire included?'

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

Swimmer

"I love what you've done to the house."

'Before we bought this house and remodeled, this pool was septic tank.'

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

God Bless Our Asking Price

Real Estate Sign - Desperation...

'I'm thinking of flipping this house.'

'This one went from curb appeal to curbed.'

'It great handyman special. Just get rid of cave bear.'

'Damp. What damp?'