Prehistoric Property Hunters Gifts

'It great handyman special. Just get rid of cave bear.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

Starter Homes

Cavemen. Wheel being burnt with fire.

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Early House Hunting.

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"I can't for the life of me think of a caption for it. I guess I'll just leave it as it is."

Cave painting by numbers

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

Stone-age Patents

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

'I suppose that nowadays anything can be considered art.'

"Research and development."

"Thinking of buying a larger property are we, Madam?"

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

'Is the fire included?'

The Invention of the Tea Light

House Hunters of the Old West

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'