Prehistoric Property Enthusiast Gifts

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Look, son, real estate."

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'