House Flipper Fan Pillows

'I tried flipping my house, and it flipped me back!'

"Before this I flipped houses."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Biting Slippers.

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Small Claims Court a man has arrived to a very small claims court not sure of what to make of it

Real estate.

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Rep-Tiles.

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Fur'niture

'If it was mine, I'd put it up for sale, invest the proceeds, and get myself a nice little condo.'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'