House Flipping Fan Pillows

REALTY, 'It's a fixer-upper.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Are you talking down to me, Evans? Because I don't like it when people talk down to me."

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

Fairy tale

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Dog dreaming about walking his owner on a lead.

The revenge of Russell

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Does it come with magnets?"

Shark Fishing

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"Mr. Butler, your three o'clock is waiting."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'Sit!'