Smartboard Supporter Pillows

'Now that they switched to a smart board, they don't need a board eraser monitor. I'm another worker displaced by technology.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Men's Health Screenings.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

Proud Mum.

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!

Solar powered defibrillator

Suggestions Box

"I teach ... to impact a life."

'If you finish your first year of teaching and haven't destroyed the innate curiosity of your young students, you are a successful teacher.'

Graduation Support Groups

The New Austerity.

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

"Yeah, Harvey loves movies with subtitles. He wakes up so refreshed."

"I set a limit: one pity play per actor friend per year."

'We spend a fortune on a big screen and he watches everything on his phone!'

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

'It's a box set of box sets.'

Football prayers.

"Put four. Teachers need encouragement."

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."

'I think my teacher is very devoted. She always says she's more interested in the outcome than her income.'

Do Not Resuscitate or Bother Me!

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.

Coronavirus Thank you to Shopkeepers.

Commons Tattoos.

"I just now dreamed I was in bed watching TV."