Smart Kid Supporter Pillows

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Reflected Glory

"He's a whiz kid."

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

Proud Mum.

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

"So, the inevitable sequel."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

Parents teacher conference.

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"This boy's getting to be too smart."

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

Congratulations on your PGCE.

'I got a darn D-plus, and that's WITH cheating!'

Teacher's Workroom.

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."