Naughty Kid Supporter Pillows

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Hell No Kitty

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Snowball Fight With Santa

"He's watching too much educational TV."

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

Proud Mum.

Naughty-ometer.

"I hope you don't mind me asking, Mrs. Gonzales...but how does the baby get out of there?"

S&M woman has hung up stockings and put milk and cookies on the floor for Santa in a dogbowl

""Forget that 'Age Before Beauty' stuff. I want to stay behind you to keep an eye on you!"

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

"I'm in hiding: I slobbered all over his "good pants" this morning at breakfast. Now, he's back upstairs changing, and running late for his big meeting..."

'...but if you are naughty you will end up covered in a secret recipe of eleven herbs and spices.'

'I understand what you've done, Kevin, but I can't condone it.'

'I thought you went to school.'

Disobedience Class

'Find out who got Santa the Slim-master 6000 and put them on the naughty list.'

"Well you guys are now on the naughty list!"

Best Orgasms.

'What do you mean 'What would nanny say'?'

"I dunno. Have you been watering them?"

As a child Moses was always getting into trouble

'Let's do something in bad taste.'