Academic Achiever Supporter Pillows

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Exam

'What's play?'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

U of Debt

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

His Master's Thesis.

"I lettered in spelling."

GCSEs

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Super Student

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Examinations.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'

"I started a collection!"