Academic Achiever Ally Pillows

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The Bookworm

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

U of Debt

Exam

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'What's play?'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

His Master's Thesis.

"I lettered in spelling."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

GCSEs

Super Student

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Examinations.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."