Academic Achiever Pillows

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

''How To Do Well In School Without Studying' is over there in the fiction section.'

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

'Is this gonna be on the test?'

'My grades could be better if the school had a data driven, evidence based curriculum in the classroom.'

School for the gifted - can't use stairs.

He's got 'I'm in grant renewal heaven' all over him.

'My S.A.T. scores were too low? That's it?'

Examinations.

'University tenure, now there's a sweet gig.'

Congratulations on your PhD.

''Excellent','excellent','a delight' - for heaven's sake, don't you ever feel like rebelling a bit?'

"I've finished my homework for the next seven years!"

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

Presentation: Any questions?

"Welcome to the co-author's party! You're number twenty-one."

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'My paper has been published by a scientific journal.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Rodney Krebs: Class Valedictorian or G.P.A. whore?

Teacher trying to hammer knowledge into child.

My other son is at Oxford.

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

'The good news is these grades are not good enough for me to get into an expensive college.'

'He's on a roll.'

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'What's he going to be when he passes all his exams?' 'A pensioner!'

'I'm sorry, but we simply can't allow you to graduate. Your coursework is complete, and your grades are exemplary, but you apparently failed to attend the group icebreakers during freshman orientation week... which as you know, were mandatory.'

'Come in Justin, I just finished marking your exam.' - Grade Scale

"I got my PhD in Nursing just so people would have to call me Doctor."

'Can we 'dumb it down' a bit, Mrs. Whipplemore?'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.