
"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."
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"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."
"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'
Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference
"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."
"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."
"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"
The Bookworm
"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'
'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'
U of Debt
Exam
'What's play?'
"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"
Professor Wiles grows insufferable.
School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.
'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.
'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'
How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and
"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."
"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."
His Master's Thesis.
Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.
Super Student
'Congratulations, you graduated.'
GCSEs
"I lettered in spelling."
Examinations.
'It's time to move out when Mom says...'
'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'
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