Future Achiever T-Shirts

'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'

'Are you kidding? I was born ready.'

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Exam

'What's play?'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

What else is there to wish for?

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

His Master's Thesis.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Super Student

"I lettered in spelling."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Examinations.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Caged Businessman

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'