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'Alex, you get a gold star. Colin, you get the, uhm, border around the stars.'

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

The rope to success.

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

'I wish I was creative'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"I need to clone myself."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'He's a real high flyer!'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Teacher and students.

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"She's always been a quick learner."

Woman and scales.

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.