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"- Another internship, and he will surely be admitted to our kindergarten."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Go! Means NOW!

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

What else is there to wish for?

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

A push in the right direction: 50c.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

'But Marvin, you can't be a college graduate for a living!'

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

Taking to the sky...