Academic Achievement Aficionado Pillows

"Guess who got into Hotchkiss!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

Scarcity

Go! Means NOW!

Exam

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'What's play?'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

His Master's Thesis.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Super Student

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"I lettered in spelling."

Examinations.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

"I started a collection!"

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."