Graduate Supporter Pillows

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"Make a lot of money."

Good Luck!

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

Good Luck!

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Does my head look big in this?'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Congratulations Professor, the committee 'okayed' your grant request."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Hear me, Graduates!

Student Debt

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

When English majors become waiters.

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

Jobs for graduates

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'