Educational Supporter Pillows

Parents teacher conference.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

A Preschool of Fish

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'At first it's just kindergarten, but then mission creep takes over and you're in college.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Abacus.

'Oh, Christ.'

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

The History Teacher

"Nice to have you all back at school, tap-tap, there are lessons to learn."

Ethics ethics.

'Oh Darling, I'm so proud! I wish I could give you a big hug!'

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

'Do your homework! - You gotta learn math if you want to be a bookie!'

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'