Smart Kids Lover Pillows

"This boy's getting to be too smart."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Children's education

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

cuPad

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Baby Potty Training Robot

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

The Joy Of Txt...

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Emoticons and human relationships.

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."