Tech-savvy Kid Supporter Pillows

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

The Digital Family

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

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