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"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Text Culture

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

The Digital Family

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

i-teddy

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."