Brainy Child Admirer Pillows

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

Doughboy Dad

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

My child is a genius.

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"It's post-gingerbread."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Proud mums.

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

"She's always been a quick learner."

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

We only give him smartwater.

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

Einstein's brain.

Fond mother testing her young son on his spelling

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.

'The head of our script department!'

An over ambitious pushy parent reading a book about child development while ignoring her child's emotional needs.

"Boy, this guy is good!"

The Emperor's New Plane.

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

'She's a gifted child.'

"Impressive, but wheelies will only get you so far in this company, Hodgson."

'Daniel's the brains of the family.'

'Go ahead! I'm listening. I just cannot keep my eyes off my super cute kids.'