Brainy Kid Pillows

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Is it that bad?"

Jr. cloning kit

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Calculation Board - You Are Here

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Nervous Student

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

'For no particular reason I want to know the location of our fire extinguisher.'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Modern Childhood