Infant Intellect Admirer Pillows

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Doughboy Dad

"They look so young and helpless."

Mensa Does Improv

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

First love.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Reign Man

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Who's a cutey?

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"It's post-gingerbread."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Proud mums.

She's good, but Mom's better.

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

Wilhelm Dilthey

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

"Remember the marine biologist? Now, that was brain food."

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

Warning: Cartoons Drawn By Children Next 5 miles.