Infant Intellect Admirer Prints

My child is a genius.

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Doughboy Dad

Mensa Does Improv

"They look so young and helpless."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

First love.

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Who's a cutey?

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Reign Man

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"It's post-gingerbread."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Proud mums.

She's good, but Mom's better.

"If it isn't E mc2!"

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

Wilhelm Dilthey

"Are you going to have a baby too, Uncle Fred?"

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

"Remember the marine biologist? Now, that was brain food."

"I'm putting all the profits back into research."

No caption. (Baby decides which bottle to choose from a rack in a basement. The rack looks very much like a wine rack.)