Infant Insight Enthusiasts Pillows

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Doughboy Dad

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"They look so young and helpless."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

Baby on board 2020

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Bouncing baby

Giving Birth

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'