Infant Insight Enthusiasts Mugs

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

A midwife holding a baby

'The child is very illogical'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Whoa

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Doughboy Dad

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"They look so young and helpless."

Baby has used blocks to spell out 'SO VERY BORED'.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Baby on board 2020

'How many fingers do you see?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Bouncing baby

Giving Birth