Smart Kids Pillows

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

A boy acting suspiciously

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Philosopher trading cards.

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Kids."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."