Flat Earth Humorists Pillows

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The Sensitive Dude.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

Newton discovers surrealism

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Robot porn.

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

'Dad was fibbing, Mum... the new TV DOES show stuff beside sport!'

Born Cynical,,,,

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

Self-Help Books / Fixing Others.

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

"His schlock has gravitas."