Earth Humorist Pillows

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Get out of my face!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

Slug Bait- snails love it

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'My dentist recommended it.'

'...and this is the water garden...'