Environment Humorist Pillows

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

This is where Brent council sends you

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"Rising sea levels."

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"No, I don't recycle."

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

An snail shell with a chimney

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"