Flat Earth Debunker Pillows

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

Republican Earth Day

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

'I think that's always how it's been!'

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

Rational explanations

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

'I know you lost six nil, but why did you clout that little boy?' - 'He's our lucky mascot.'

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

The Globe

"It's the five-second rule, Tia Carmen! If you eat it before five seconds, it's OK!"

"Ouch!"

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

"How about if I just put a knot on your head and send you to a phrenologist?"

Out-tray Paper Aeroplanes

'I told you! One life - That's all they got!'

'Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!'

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

"Quite frankly, I'm a bit disappointed."

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