Flat Earth Debater Pillows

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

"We here at The Earth is Flat and Shapped Like a Cat Society not only believe that the earth is indeed flat but that it's also shaped like. . . well, a cat. . ."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

Like Minded

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Global warming debate.

Yellow Vests