Religion And Science Debater Pillows

"Are you sure this flood was caused by God? Could it be caused by global warming?"

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

"We Tell No One"

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

Popular and Unpopular Science

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

'Doesn't this 'chosen people' thing sound a little nepotistic?'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Actual Results May Vary

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

GM Scarecrow

Basic Theology