Science Versus Religion Debater Pillows

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Corruption trial in the Vatican

"We Tell No One"

Popular and Unpopular Science

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

'Doesn't this 'chosen people' thing sound a little nepotistic?'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

Actual Results May Vary

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

GM Scarecrow

"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Basic Theology

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

God creating creationism.