Religion And Politics Debater Pillows

'Separation of church and state is not my business.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Gun laws US

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Reagacentennial

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"This'll show the Theology Department."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Caution Bullet Ahead

John McCain, pre-RIP

The euro as a monster

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."

Corruption trial in the Vatican

"We Tell No One"

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Trump promises versus reality.

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

"No taxation without representation!"

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Are You a True American Patriot?

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

Lies Begin at Political Conception

"My Mr. Right turned out to be Mr. Far Right."