Flat World Theorist Pillows

The Globe

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

Republican Earth Day

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

Stoning

'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last...'

Flatlas

Flatlas.

"This is why they say 'the world is flat.'"

"The only thing we fear is sphere itself."

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