Flat World Theorist Mugs

The Globe

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"You have reached the edge of town."

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

Could the extinction of the dinosaurs have been due to a virus?"

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"Don't tell the flat-earthers about this. We'd never hear the end of it."

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

Republican Earth Day

If time is money, why the hell isn't space money?

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last...'

Stoning

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, brother? I met this woman. I fell madly in love with her, but just yesterday, I found out she believes the world is flat … Should I let that break us up? That depends, brother. Would you be happy not knowing whether she was into you because you're a great guy ... or because she thinks you're the mountain-master who pushes mountains up from the ground as she drives toward them, and sucks them back under as she drives away? Did I mention she'

Flatlas

Flatlas.

Flat Earth Society. We have members all over the world. We've gone global!

"The only thing we fear is sphere itself."

"This is why they say 'the world is flat.'"

Sadie, I saw something disturbing on Youtube. A theoretical physicist named S. James Gates Jr. was attempting to discern the elementary structure of nature. It let him to a set of equations that were indistinguishable from computer code. Computer code, he found, is written into the equations that describe the cosmos. Do you have any idea what this means? It means it might be true that we're all part of a simulation! I'm assuming you've stopped talking, since your lips are no longer flapping.