Flat Earth Aficionados Gifts

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

How Glaciations Begin

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"You have reached the edge of town."

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Oil Spill

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

Save the Planet.

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

'I think that's always how it's been!'

User friendly soil.

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'

Caring for the planet

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

The world at stake...

"If I give up drinking...will you give up global warming?"

"Sounds of the ocean upgrade...it's sounds of the antarctic icebergs cracking."

The Future is Feminist

"You look different — did you do something to your tubercula pubertatis?"

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"It's a pity those awful people were right about the environment."

"I'm afraid you have humans."

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

A misery of mole hills

Gluttony and Famine

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

"Your ecosystem is pretty well shot, have you considered giving up humans?"

"Cough cough"