Flat Earth Debaters T-Shirts

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

'Let me know when they figure out that it isn't flat.'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

President of Flat Earth departs laterally

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"Well, the flat earthers were partially right."

Gorillas in the jungle.

A ship sails on water flowing off a flat Earth.

"So you can take it with you!"

The Fact-Earther's Atlas

'So, what did you decide - Flat earth or 3-D?'

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

Republican Earth Day

"Unfortunately, our guest speaker can't make it. He was knocked off the edge by a cat."

The Private Doubts of Christopher Columbus.

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.

"Are you sure this flood was caused by God? Could it be caused by global warming?"

Flatlas

'Now, if we could only figure out how to get them to work in the womb, we could get the work done even cheaper.'

Flatlas.

Evolution

'Fracking well!'

'How were we to know oil would run out? We only sell the stuff.'

"The only thing we fear is sphere itself."