Flat Earth Explorer T-Shirts

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Elevator Music

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only