Tiny Tire Fixers Gifts

'It must have been the fork in the road.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

The Hobby Store

Child driving a toy car

Deflator mouse

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Education and Apprenticeships

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Forget about going to the store for a bicycle patch. I used one of your nicotine patches.'

Will sneak through the woods and throw your ball back into the fairway.

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Formula One soccer

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

Man to mechanic: 'The hubcaps are child-proof.'

Kwiki-Fix Garage. With add-on charges, the sum is much greater than the parts.

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

"Yeah, I've been in rehub."

"Duct tape..."

'You're not gonna like this-all the plumbers are at their annual convention-in the Bahamas!!'

Tyre fitter.

Liposuction Drive Thru

"Tia Carmen, can you fix my curtains? I ripped 'em by accident."

"Bu**er!"

Men smiling over a spiked tyre

"Oh, I see you found my ball."

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"If you want to work here, you're going to have to dress in business-a-tire."

'I can't imagine anyone jumping you, Wanda... but I'm glad you got the car started!'