Tires Gifts

'All your tires HAD plenty of air in them.'

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Deflator mouse

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

Animals are smarter than we think!

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Where has he been so long?

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

This is the age of the train

"You studied something to do with the environment... Do you have a job now?"

"I got held up in Suez."

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

Shipping contract.

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

"He'd ticked the 'organ donor box' on his driver's licence renewal."

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

'I need to work a different shift.'

'The good news is that it's only flat at the bottom.'

Formula One soccer

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

Oil on Mars.

'The Marshall of the Edna Badlands valued comfort over speed any day.'

'You say that you were taught by your dad. Is he a cabbie by any chance?'

Vehicles driving into a hole.

Man, with his protective shell...