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"You don't have to sell the farm. There are people who will pay money to lift and carry big tires."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Animals are smarter than we think!

"This is my man cave."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Hey, dad, I taught the dog to sit!'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Do as many study days as you can."

"A workshop will be offered on the topic of decision-making....I could possibly take part....o the other hand...."

Dog Dreams

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

She provided customer service training to a diverse audience.

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

Unusual Staircase

"We walked him a lot when he was a puppy. . . now he walks us."

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

"Don't worry dude, that's not the intercom, here, give me the manual."

Executive board meeting discussing new training strategy.

Mrs Dellarosa will teach us a catch tune about how to use the new copier.

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Formula One soccer

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

Chinese whispers: "This active listening workshop sounds useful!" "Why would I want to go to Worksop?"

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Hang on, before you wash those have you completed module B/c2 of your mandatory training in 'hand sanitisation' procedures?'

Driver to tire salesman: 'I drive on a lot of rough roads. How much to pave the tires?'

Armored knight's shield Severe Tire Damage.